Whither Webcomics?

"It's my sincere belief that in ten years entire cottage industries will exist that do nothing but analyze the psychology behind horrible webcomics."
Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, Something Awful, February 2, 2004

"Hey, why wait ten years?"
Mayerson, March 20, 2004

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12/10/2004 Entry: "Friendly Hostility, oh, November and December-ish 2004"

The story so far:

Rafi is in the hospital. Collin's mom doesn't like his hair. Dear me, poor Fatima's nose looks like a penis in the first panel. Collin and his family go to a funeral. Collin saves his mother from making a fool of herself. Collin insults an old woman. Collin's dad is trying to get him to leave Fox [insert dramatic music here]. Aside from the Besty-biting Nefertari, Satanist Rafi, paranoid Fatima, anorexic Padma, and the fact that he and Fox are queer as three-dollar bills, Collin would like to know why his parents would like to get him away from Fox. However, with this typical FH morality on parade, I find it hard to blame them. Hm, looks like Sandra's been reading too much Bitchy Bitch. Collin admits to Fox that he's a queer atheist Democrat. My, my and all this time I thought he was a queer atheist angry white-guy free-market misogynist Libertarian. The things one learns online, dear me. Collin treats Bootsie like a dog. Guest Strip. Fox and The Fantanas, okay. Fox vents his frustration on the swim team. More Fanta-nation; don't these two ever go to class or study? Collin asks his dog if he's hot. Y'know, it's not exactly an unbiased opinion he asked for.

Some Thoughts:

On what?