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Friday, December 10, 2004
The story so far: Rafi is in the hospital. Collin's mom doesn't like his hair. Dear me, poor Fatima's nose looks like a penis in the first panel. Collin and his family go to a funeral. Collin saves his mother from making a fool of herself. Collin insults an old woman. Collin's dad is trying to get him to leave Fox [insert dramatic music here]. Aside from the Besty-biting Nefertari, Satanist Rafi, paranoid Fatima, anorexic Padma, and the fact that he and Fox are queer as three-dollar bills, Collin would like to know why his parents would like to get him away from Fox. However, with this typical FH morality on parade, I find it hard to blame them. Hm, looks like Sandra's been reading too much Bitchy Bitch. Collin admits to Fox that he's a queer atheist Democrat. My, my and all this time I thought he was a queer atheist angry white-guy free-market misogynist Libertarian. The things one learns online, dear me. Collin treats Bootsie like a dog. Guest Strip. Fox and The Fantanas, okay. Fox vents his frustration on the swim team. More Fanta-nation; don't these two ever go to class or study? Collin asks his dog if he's hot. Y'know, it's not exactly an unbiased opinion he asked for. Some Thoughts: On what?
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